I would like to believe that I am more accurately described as a caring, compassionate, and loving boyfriend. Too often my ears pick up the conversations of people who declare that I have all these qualities and many more, without any presumption. Ironically, a recent relationship of mine ended after six months of problem after problem. I think the expectations for me, as for all guys in a relationship, were unreasonable and slightly unfair. Although there was no clear reason for the breakup, I was given many frugal and contradictory reasons. With such strenuous demands on the guy in the relationship, I wonder why I wouldn't want a guy like me. So, I declare right now that I want a boyfriend. But why do I want a boy? I have a lot of needs to satisfy and it would just be crazy if I had to satisfy my needs every now and then. I can't really imagine doing things on my own, even if it only benefits me as it does in most cases. I want a guy who will serve me hand and foot. And as I recognize it more t...